Mmmm, PETA Chips

I woke up with a major craving for PETA chips, and none in the cupboard.  I'll get extra cream cheese so I have some left over for what friend JohnZ calls "sex in a bowl": equal parts cream cheese and marshmallow cream, blend well, serve with strawberries, give to significant other just prior to delivering bad news (especially the kind that gets you in trouble).  ToriZ says it works.  I'll leave the subtle implications to the reader.